Office Squirrel Lunchboxes Adds a drop of goblincore

Adds a drop of goblincore to any flat surface

It’s a bulk box of 48 raccoon finger puppets in an illustrated display box

it’s considered gauche to wear a shirt with your own band on it

Our Itty Bitty Snails answer the question

There was an Aztec God named Xoltl that disguised himself as a lizard to avoid being sacrificed

Office Squirrel Lunchboxes Adds a drop of goblincoreYou dont have to be nuts to work here, but it helps! The Office Squirrel is an 8 1 2" tall, stuffed latex squirrel with bendable, posable arms that would be really happy to hang on your monitor and complain about customers with you. Its a tree obsessed office assistant that is always ready to give you a knowing look during a long video meeting or help you compose your key nut speech for that company wide meeting.